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Post by Rob G on Sept 9, 2003 5:20:08 GMT -5
I wonder who eats more rice, Simeon Rice? or Jerry Rice?
Could fred feed both of them?
Hmmmmmmm...
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Post by Darth arroz on Sept 10, 2003 15:10:19 GMT -5
The tuesday night squad eats more rice than those guys
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Post by Rob G on Sept 21, 2003 12:57:59 GMT -5
Man footballs been exciting this year. So many close games so many good teams. Boof said last week he expects every team in the NFL to end up 8-8/ He could be right. Theres no chumps. Coach Dom Capers (expansion team building god) has turned the Texans into a decent team. Meanwhile Coach God Bill Parcels has done the same with dallas. Only the bengals sit as the league chumps and they aint even that bad.
Meanwhile the Bills and KC are storming the league likes its their job. I love it.
Some of the good teams of the past few years have peiced themselves back together -Rams-Vikings-.
How about some of the games so far. Did kids catch the overtime lose of tampa to caralina. It was great. Panthers blocked 2 kicks and 1 extra point. No one blocks extra points. Its madness.
The rams v niners game was great too even though the devil himself aided the rams to beat us in OT>. And 2 weeks from now the Bills clash with KC.
God bless the nfl and the united states of america.
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Post by The Nasinator on Sept 23, 2003 16:49:04 GMT -5
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Post by dkbuckley on Sept 23, 2003 22:47:02 GMT -5
ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY MOTHREFUKCING ARSE OFF
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Post by Rob G on Sept 24, 2003 9:42:43 GMT -5
Hey ken, I am very sorry my friend. If i have not spoken to you in a while its because i know you wont be a very nice person to be arround until the jets get their first win. Anyhow.
Concerning the Jets. This is my take.
Everyone keeps blaming Vinny like its his fault and the onlyt reason they are losing is because Pennington is the best and Vinny is the worst. From what i can see Vinny is the only person playing offense. The wide recievers can't catch a damn ball and even if they could they would not be able to stay inbounds.
But most of all and i feel very strongly about this. THEY ARE NOT RUNNING THE BALL. Curtis martin is basically sitting arround collecting a pay check for nothing.
This is entireyl Sperm edwars fault. Though i like edwards, i think he is a descent coach and a really cool guy. But you have to runthe football. There is no passing game without the running game. Basically everyweek they run the ball once and it does not produce a gain so they decide running a football does not work. This dooms them for the rest of the game. The Jets are running the ball approximatly 10 times a game. This totally unexceptable. If you dont get yards the first 2 times you try it you have to suck that sh*t up and keep doing it. "Commit to the run" and "Wear down the defense". If this produces nothing else it will open up the passing game especially the deep pass. Vinny has done nothing wrong and infact is doing very well. Give him a few runs and he will win the game for ya. My final rob g conclusion.
IF THE JETS RUN THE BALL 20 TIMES THEY WILL WIN>
and i will be able to talk to my friend ken again.
Cherio
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Post by The Nasinator on Sept 27, 2003 9:19:21 GMT -5
Yes, yes, you of course are correct concerning the Jets woes. Santana Moss couldn't catch a pass if you handed the fuking ball to him covered in Crazy Glue. He's dropped way too many passes for a number one draft pick. That Conway guy is a non-entity, who is he and why does he deserve to play wide receiver in the NFL? My all-time favorite Chrebret is functioning at a higher level than last year but even he is dropping balls all over the darn place. Vinny Testeverde. (Did you know that Testaverde translated in Italian literally means "Green Head? Testa=head, Verde=Green). Well anyway, after Vinny's first game, which he was understandably rusty in, he has picked up his level of play. You are correct again, Vinny is the only one playing offense. He's actually not doing to bad either. Which leads me to the running game. Running Game? What running game. Curtis Martin hasn't produced a darn thing. This is all Sperm Edwards fault. The play calling is giving up way too eeasily on the run. It is a common fact that the more Curtis runs the ball, the better he gets. Why the hell isn't he running the ball? Run more, more, more, more, more godddammmmit!!!!!! I hate them! I hate them! I hate them! They willl lose this weekend to the Big Tuna. Sperm Edwards is NOT a good coach! This division is the toughest division in all of football! A GOOD coach would not allow his team to start out like this YET AGAIN! He needs to be tougher. The Jets are like children. They need to be whipped into shape and Sperm Edwards is obviously not the guy to do it. If we fail to make the playoffs this year he needs to go. Sorry if I am a curmudgeon, but you know how it is for me. Give me two more weeks and two more losses to give up total hope this year and I will be normal again.
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Post by jboy on Sept 27, 2003 18:10:59 GMT -5
did u forget the silver and black?
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Post by Rob G on Sept 28, 2003 17:35:12 GMT -5
Uh oh,
Jboy is on the message board. There goes the neighborhood. Yes indeed we have all forgotten about the silver and black. I blame the raiders failure entirely on rich gannon. His timing is shot and he cannot play at the speed needed to move that offense. I say bring in back up Marquis Tuilosopo and see what he can do.
PS- Bill Romanoski is GOD
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Post by dkbuckley on Sept 28, 2003 21:10:05 GMT -5
Randy Moss.
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Post by Rob G on Sept 29, 2003 0:42:23 GMT -5
Randy Moss?
Yes this good. This week was insane. I have 2 more for ya.
Ladanian Tomilson
and the baddest of them all
Peyton Manning (6 TD passes)
Who are these people and how is this possible
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Post by Rob G on Sept 29, 2003 0:46:21 GMT -5
Hey hey,
Another week of football where San Fran and the jets lose. And herman edwards must be reading this board as Curtis Martin did indeed get 21 carries. So my prediction of Curtis Martin running the ball 20 times and the Jets getting a win falls short. However I contribute this lose to the X-factor. That being Bill Parcels personal knowldge of the Jets. So NEXT time Martin gets 20 carries the jets will win. Either that or i have no idea what i am talking about. Hmmmm.
The thing with San fran is this. They did not get any worse. They have the same team they have had for years. I think the league just got better arround them. Though someone brought up the point of them dissing the crap out of Mariuchi and thus they deserbve this. And i will subscibe to that.
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Post by The Nasinator on Sept 29, 2003 16:08:54 GMT -5
I want Spermin' Herman's head on a platter! I want Ted Cottrell's nuts in a vice. I want Woody Johnson to fire everybody the fuk on this team, disband the whole organization, dissove the Jets corporation and dissolve the "Jets" name so I can be let off the hook and allowed to go about my life in some kind of normal fashion. Maybe I'll pick a really good team that's in the playoff hunt every year say....the Arizona Cardinals? ;DSilver and Black, Silver and Black, can eat ice cream out of my rancid, smelly, crack! ;DSilver and Black, Silver and Black, a bunch of old age, no talent hacks. ;DSilver and Black, Silver and Black, Rich Gannon, in talent, does lack. ;DSilver and Black, Silver and Black, thais year, they can't win Jack! Oh wait. Wrong team. I meant the Jets. Anyway, Ted Cottrell states that our defense is so bad because people keep misisng their assignments! HELLO! He's the damn coach! Fix the damn problem. I'm almost over this guys.
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Sept 29, 2003 16:46:19 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Holla if u hear me Plummer lookin nice , Broncos lookin good the battle of the big dawgs down home in missouri [/glow]
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Post by JOHN ELWAY on Oct 4, 2003 15:00:39 GMT -5
Well battle of the unbeatens the broncos at arrowhead. Who will emerge victorious ? Who will remain perfect? If the chief's special teams don't score any runbacks Denvers wins! Poor special teams play and the broncos go down. Denver has won the last 2 out of 3 expect a heavy dose of Portis and some Sharpe passes. Every time the broncos go 4 and 0 it has been a trip to the big one......
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