Post by Rob G on Sept 11, 2007 1:42:06 GMT -5
So I just forced myself through 2001. I have tired to watch this film a dozen or so times. But I always miss shit cause its so fucking boring I stop paying attention. But I loved 2010 and one cannot exist without the other so whenever i wanna watch 2010 I have to try and watch 2001. So after fully watching it I gotta say. Fuck this movie.
The concept of an alien monolith meddling with Human evolution was GREAT. The camera work is EPIC. But simply lingers too fucking long. I feel like kubirck was super impressed with his cool sci fi special models and neato scenes that he just felt they should liner on screne for all to absorb whilst playing some classicla music. And the whole HAL thing while really neat had nothing to do with anything. The Hal scenario should have been a different movie.
Heres the movie:
Monolith appears at the dawn of mankind. Monolith either causes, encorages, or bears witness to the massive evolutonary step of human tool usage. Which interestingly enough the first thing thats used is a weapon, first to kill an animal and next to kill another human.
SKIP 10,000 years
They fina monolith on the moon. It was buried there on purpose and is sending radio waves to Jupiuter. The humans go down and touch it just like the early humans did. Something seems to happen to them just like the monkey men but its never made clear what. Presumable all the men on the moon will now make an evolutionary leap foward like the monkey men.
This is the movie becomes a different movie.
BAM----
Skip to a space ship with all new characters on its way to Jupiter to investigate the destinaton of those radio waves. All new charatcers appear. With very little buildup and for no apparent reason or plot related advancment the onboard computer goes nutso and kills everyone on board except for Dave who escapes. He destroys the onboard computer.
Only moments after killed the onbaord computer we see he ship reaching jupiuter and there is a massive Monolith in space. A 20 minute psychodelic music video ensues and for some reason dave is now outside the ship in his space suit traveling through a vortex. At the end of the Vortex dave finds himself in a room. Now presumable Dave is now in captvity of the aliens who built the monoliths. Hes in a room cause thats a humans natural enviroment. Its like putting a fish in a fish tank. Dave seems to lie his life out in this room. Every now and then he looks up to see an older version of himself. The older version looks back to not see the younger one. Finally on his death bed he sees a monolith before him. It transforms him into the Star Child. Then we see the Star Child returning to earth. ROLL CREDITS>
No explanation no nothing. FUCKING BANANAS.
The concept of an alien monolith meddling with Human evolution was GREAT. The camera work is EPIC. But simply lingers too fucking long. I feel like kubirck was super impressed with his cool sci fi special models and neato scenes that he just felt they should liner on screne for all to absorb whilst playing some classicla music. And the whole HAL thing while really neat had nothing to do with anything. The Hal scenario should have been a different movie.
Heres the movie:
Monolith appears at the dawn of mankind. Monolith either causes, encorages, or bears witness to the massive evolutonary step of human tool usage. Which interestingly enough the first thing thats used is a weapon, first to kill an animal and next to kill another human.
SKIP 10,000 years
They fina monolith on the moon. It was buried there on purpose and is sending radio waves to Jupiuter. The humans go down and touch it just like the early humans did. Something seems to happen to them just like the monkey men but its never made clear what. Presumable all the men on the moon will now make an evolutionary leap foward like the monkey men.
This is the movie becomes a different movie.
BAM----
Skip to a space ship with all new characters on its way to Jupiter to investigate the destinaton of those radio waves. All new charatcers appear. With very little buildup and for no apparent reason or plot related advancment the onboard computer goes nutso and kills everyone on board except for Dave who escapes. He destroys the onboard computer.
Only moments after killed the onbaord computer we see he ship reaching jupiuter and there is a massive Monolith in space. A 20 minute psychodelic music video ensues and for some reason dave is now outside the ship in his space suit traveling through a vortex. At the end of the Vortex dave finds himself in a room. Now presumable Dave is now in captvity of the aliens who built the monoliths. Hes in a room cause thats a humans natural enviroment. Its like putting a fish in a fish tank. Dave seems to lie his life out in this room. Every now and then he looks up to see an older version of himself. The older version looks back to not see the younger one. Finally on his death bed he sees a monolith before him. It transforms him into the Star Child. Then we see the Star Child returning to earth. ROLL CREDITS>
No explanation no nothing. FUCKING BANANAS.