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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Sept 28, 2003 8:14:28 GMT -5
I say it is Cauldwell with his neverending spell slots per day. He has just become a beast of burden for the insane clone posse. Hey chump just teleport us. hey homo can't u just teleport there? Are we there yet you robe wearing sissymary!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Rob G on Sept 28, 2003 17:39:40 GMT -5
I ofcourse have to go with Gilliam. A PC can never truly know the pain of an NPC. It like those program with no users in "TRON". Plus Gilliam was just the healing sucker. Atleast when Caldwell teleports the party he gets to go too. I remember people getting mad when Gilliam healed himself.
Hey dude did the message board sensors change the title of this thread from "B*tch" to "Pregnaunt dog".?
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Post by dkbuckley on Sept 28, 2003 21:18:22 GMT -5
No question it has to be a cleric first of all. The healing thing is totally out of hand, people don't even have the courtesy to ask nicely about it, they demand it like they are entitled.
Nextly, I'd say the party biatch would have to be the guy left hanging on his own, usually the NPC or PC of a guy not there that nevertheless still gets abused. Especially if they are used as the guinea pig for traps, risks, you name it.
Gilliam fits both nicely. Kozar does, but I refuse to count him as a member of the party. Yes, still to this day I harbor ill will towards this figment of Rob's imagination.
Last point, Kashmir never was party pregnant dog, nor would he ever cower to such a role, ever. If any DM decides to NPC him as such, you must realize it is just some sheep in wolf's clothes pretending to be Kashmir and not the real deal. Anyone that can kill you with one spell cannot ever be considered the party pregnant dog (listen up sorcerers and wizards out there).
But you all know d**n well the reigning title of actual PC pregnant dog has to belong to one of Booth's characters, since they are 1000 times more likely to run away or save their own ass over yours any day. I submit Nym the librarian or whatever that dude was. He was a cleric I believe, so he must qualify for this very prestigious award.
Addendum: Actually, Booth's assassin comes to mind too. He had spells. He had weapons. He just never used them. He was a one-trick pony. Having a character that can only fight the asleep or unconcscious is no way to go about roleplaying. Briarwood Black/Slick Johnson/Will/Massive Unit, he's the penultimate DND biatch.
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Post by Rob G on Sept 29, 2003 1:56:51 GMT -5
Damn right,
DKB aint never lying.
All of boofs charcter always ran and he congradulated himslef for surviving. When going into battle his spell casters always picked spells for escaping instead of spells to win the day. The funny thing is i as DM cannot even imagine the frustration of any fellow charcter witnessing such things. I proclaim that boof as a person should recieve never ending abuse on this topic. Especially since in real life he is the biggest human alive. But inside just a little measly man. I hope he never reads this. But indeed all time DND biatch for life.
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Post by Torres on Oct 2, 2003 12:38:48 GMT -5
Man cheez said the same thing tuesday night right down to boof congradulating himself for surviving
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Post by abisai on Nov 4, 2003 13:16:12 GMT -5
Having a character that can only fight the asleep or unconcscious is no way to go about roleplaying. . I just read this again and it made me laugh. |
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Dec 13, 2003 10:21:39 GMT -5
Cauldwell no longer feels he is the party Biatch .He feels he has garnered some semblance of respect from people. But it does seem that the pentagon of poorness is just the biatches of the whole world save the temple save the unborn souls and here is your reward some potions a couple of thank yous and by the way how but some land and title at the doorstep of the evil Iouz's land thanks but no thanks I am am goin Han Solo "There's only person that I take orders from and it's me"By the way mad props to the Lord Vigilant for bringing back Drayo Dragonspinner
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Post by Rob G on Dec 13, 2003 12:21:38 GMT -5
Mercenaries have no souls.
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Dec 13, 2003 12:44:49 GMT -5
Yeah but they have dough!!!!
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Post by Rob G on Dec 14, 2003 3:13:26 GMT -5
Apparently not all of them.
"Those whose ambition is greed see only what can be held in their hands"
REPLY
"Nigga Please"
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Leroy to Shogun in The Last Dragon---
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Dec 14, 2003 8:41:05 GMT -5
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