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Post by Ken on Oct 5, 2004 19:51:42 GMT -5
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Post by Ringleader1 on Oct 6, 2004 7:46:44 GMT -5
Ken your bezerker face is going to get white goo all over it after next week after you face my Imperial team destroyer Culpepper(vrs Houston ha ha ha). Unfortunately you will not be facing the full force due to a Priest Holmes bye week. However, since McNabb is also on a bye week I should generate enough points power to make you eat...dum dum da ...The Cumbiskit...
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Post by Ken on Oct 6, 2004 15:52:43 GMT -5
Well, you may be right. McNabb is on a bye week and so Testaverde will have to fill in. Nobody but McNabb could come close to approaching Culpepper's numbers. Just heard that jamal Lewis will probably get a two week suspension beginning Oct. 24 for helping to broker that drug deal. The good news for The Berserkers is that IF he goes to jail, he probably won't start serving until AFTER the season. I'm just happy that Thomas Jones is my backup running back. This may begin the downward slide of The Berserkers.
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Post by Rob G on Oct 6, 2004 21:27:07 GMT -5
Yes it is.
Now begins the Berzerkers 4 week exhaustion.
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Post by Ken on Oct 11, 2004 8:25:54 GMT -5
The destruction of the Berserkers begins. Vinny Testaverde, once thought as a capable back-up as reverted into crap. His measly 10 point posting yesterday was a mosquito bite on the ass of Daunte Culpepper, who scored an astronomical 40+ points!
WOE to the Berserkers yesterday, whose leader was on BYE! Praise Odin, the All-father, for Donovan McNabb and his bravery in battle!
Now we find out that Brother Jamal will be suspended, just when we need him most! Our women cry tears of sorrow and regret!
And our Defensive Backs! They haven't pulled their own weight in weeks! We need their skill of arms on the battlefield!
We have lost the battle, but not the war. Warchief McNabb will rise from the ashes once again to lead The Berserkers to VICTORY once again!
It would be unwise to dismiss us.....or forget us.
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Post by DKB on Oct 11, 2004 12:14:58 GMT -5
Not only did Papo POOP all over me, next week I will be without my top QB, WR, & TEs as Larry should POOP all over me then. I am now aiming for pole position in the mid-season drafts. Big props to Papo on his first victory and to Ring for cleaning Ken's clock. Good luck Rob trying to catch up tonight, should be close. Maybe league parity?
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Post by Rob G on Oct 12, 2004 2:28:58 GMT -5
Now i have crushed larry and Ring has crushed ken. Next week I will crush ring and begin my domination of this league.
No one will be able to stand against the quiet assassination of the sons of Krom.
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Post by Ringleader1 on Oct 12, 2004 9:17:45 GMT -5
You are responsible for your own undoing. Your trade was one that was Boston-esc in proportion. If Babe Ruth were alive and played football he would be on my team. And much like Boston you will expierence a curse like non before you. As the Yankees win so shall I win and all shall fall to the Empire and Taste;.. dun dun da...The Cumbiskit! P.S. my last to weaks one of my best players was on a bye. Someones whole team is going to be reduced to smoldering ruins...who..haa..ha..haa..
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Post by Ken on Oct 12, 2004 16:06:31 GMT -5
I have to agree with Ring. How could Rob give up Daunte Culpepper, if only to keep him on your team as a back-up so Ring couldn't have him! He's got two of the top rated people in the draft! How can he lose? Unless he comes up against Donovan McNabb and the Bersertkers of course. (yeah right!)
You lucked out that McNabb was on a bye! He could've beaten your team all by his lonesome.
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Post by DKB on Oct 12, 2004 16:25:34 GMT -5
He's got two of the top rated people in the draft! How can he lose? This can and will happen. Ratings don't matter when the games start. Shit happens. People get hurt, top dudes take downs off, and someone else gets lucky or just outscores you. Trust me. The only matter remaining is when and how. Will it be in the playoffs against Cheeze? Or will it be in a meaningless game against some loser GoonSquad the week before playoffs even start. I bet none of our lineups today will be our playoof lineups in the end, after the "Shit happens". Hmmm, maybe I should cram that CumBisquit down the Berserker's throat and go Smuggle some Bones to the Sons of Krom Raiding the Cowboys... but I heard those Goon Youngbloods Smashed a Butt Puppet up the last guy who tried...
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Post by cheezebox on Oct 13, 2004 9:48:26 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
i would like to say thank you for finally allowing my team to receive the respect it deserves and to think it only took four wins and a game where my team put up almost 90 points. so thank you and i look forward to the bye next week against the eternally smoked up team of silver and black raiders.
oh rob with peterson gone for the season and both my kickers on a bye would need some temp replacements please thanks
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Post by Ringleader1 on Oct 13, 2004 10:04:24 GMT -5
Hey I know anything can happen. And it will all over your face... you goon...all will taste the ....cumbiskit..ew it taste like... hmm I don't know; i'll have to ask someone who ate one. (Microphone to Kens face) how dos it taste? Hey wait thats not a microphone . Splew-uge! Yeah baby; it's good to be the Ring.
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Post by DKB on Oct 13, 2004 15:54:48 GMT -5
Whoa, Ring dude, you are totally cracked out on the Cum Bisquit theme. For God's sake I hope I never learn why you take such a keen interest in it.
Until then my team's taking the remainder of the year off training for the week we play Ring's Homoerotic Adventurers. We have to put in time to procure crotch and rearend guards against the Ring fingers reaching in crevasses while no one is looking. We'll also be recruiting some Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cheerleaders just to distract your team's attention while we play.
My hope is that the balance of power will be rectified next week. Yup, RECTIFIED.
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Post by Ken on Oct 13, 2004 16:11:18 GMT -5
Just think Ring, the next time we play there's gonna be 30 Berserk giants standing over the dead bodies of your team just crazily, beserking and jerking off a map of the Hawaiian Islands all over the faces of Culpepper and Holmes.
As for Buck's Goonsquad, you take that loser talk outside before I shove a Raider up YO' ASS!
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Post by abisai on Oct 15, 2004 14:59:59 GMT -5
As for Buck's Goonsquad, you take that loser talk outside before I shove a Raider up YO' ASS! True. I'll not post again in the thread until I get another victory, I promise.
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