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Post by LARRY G on Sept 9, 2004 0:34:00 GMT -5
WELL IT SEEMS IVE BEEN CHOSEN TO GIVE CHEEZBOX THE FIRST OF MANY ASS WHOOPINGS THIS YEAR. POOR DUMB FAT UGLY BASTARD.
A PRAYER TO THE FOOTBALL GODS
OH PLEASE LET P. HOLMES DIE BEFORE NEXT WEEK.
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Post by abisai on Sept 9, 2004 0:46:08 GMT -5
I second the prayer for performance-inhibative injuries to the Priest. He's too damn good at running in the end zone with the ball. Everyone watch as Peyton kicks the season off with a score of points tomorrow night for the GoonSquad. I expect much from that man. I vote we all play our bench against Cheese. Unless his draft "strategy" was to induce such sympathies. The crazy bastard....
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Post by Ringleader1 on Sept 9, 2004 10:01:38 GMT -5
Priest Holmes scoring TD's you can count on. All this injury talk ha..You should look out for Micheal Vick coming off an injury season. I can't beleave how competitive it looks like it's going to be this year. Everybody excluding a selected few looks great. I had crapy WR's last year so I just tried to improve there and I think I did. I Just hope air McNair stays in it or Boller with Faasel's help comes off. Warner? Brunell-Coles? Vick-Price?Portis new team. I think its going to be fun to see what going to happen. The draft was not at all what I expected. I went RB,WR,WR,QB,TE then back ups then D. I got 1st, 4th, 6th, 6th, 6th best in those positions. Buck went QB,RB,TE,WR,WR? and got 1st,3rd,2nd,14th, 21st. L dog went RB,QB,WR,WR,TE and got 2nd, 3rd?,3rd,13th,4th. What does it all mean? Nothing. Somebodies going to screw the pooch and somebodies going to be the bomb and it's about guessing who. Also team match ups...who knows...
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Post by abisai on Sept 10, 2004 18:28:16 GMT -5
Were you keeping track of the entire league's picks or just us three? Are those Brian Ring rankings or from Yahoo? By "selected few" do you mean people nicknamed after dairy products? You know he counts as one person right?
All I know is picking Santa-Anna Moss last year was the dumb-luckiest thing that could have happened to me. I'm counting on Samoan Rice to stack up the numbers again on D. Count me on the side picking Michael Vick to get hurt. If dude is afraid to take snaps in pre-season, I would wonder if this means he's afraid in the real season. Give him a skirt already.
Anyways, from last year we learned from Rob that the weekly match-ups are most important thing as he scored second most points in league and finished in fifth. And from me we learned it is all about the playoffs. SO, it is all about the luck points. That's how I see it. You can make good guesses, but nothing at all is certain. Especially girly men kickers.... somehow I think Cheese is going to come to regret picking Vanderjat in like fourth round.
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Post by Rob G on Sept 10, 2004 23:46:27 GMT -5
I agree with buck, Its all about the matchups and luck points. And this becomes the key in the playoffs where one game means all.
But one thing is for sure. ROB G will conquer all.
Some of our friends created a virtual version of our league and projected our league records and who the winners will be. I will leave it up to them to post that information. I was suprised by the winner.
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Post by Ken on Sept 11, 2004 9:40:26 GMT -5
This league looks super-competitive! I pray every night that Preist Holmes will be attacked by Freddy Krueger in his sleep and will awake missing his legs....or at least one leg. I would however settle for a severed arm.
Michael Vick you say? That girlie-man? He's going to injure himself tripping on the carpet walking into the stadium. I think I saw him on that new show "Queer QB for the Straight Guy." He was helping this fashion-challenged guy pick out panties or something.
Me, I'm hoping Jamal Lewis has a great year, or at least a very good year. Donavan McNabb is a hulk who can definitely get the job done. And hopefully Santana Moss can score a few touchdowns on a post route as well as a few kick returns.
Being my first year in the league and all, can someone explain to me what the weekly match-ups thing means. Should I plan my roster around the weekly matchups of each player? I deserve some help here as the rookie.
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Post by abisai on Sept 11, 2004 13:59:52 GMT -5
Ken, I think what people - at least this people - is the match-up within our fantasy league. Prime example from last season's two game playoffs: Papo scored 100+ and would have beaten anyone in first round, only to score wackness in final game. This means it was all about not playing Papo in the first round and making it to the final game where anyone else would have won. Basically you can't pick the other guys team or who you play that week. Rob got consistently shit on with great scores and still losing for this reason. Now, other guys will tell you to watch those NFL match-ups to predict who will have a better game fantasy-wise. I think that's crap, since it's all a guessing game and best to stick with the guys who have proven themselves to be big points scorers on a consistant basis rather than taking a chance. But to each his own. Yeah, I look at who is playing who and I sweat it down to the wire (like taking the chance that Dante Hall goes bananas in Denver this week) but overall I'd largely stick with the guys who do best season-wise and accept that it won't always work out that way week to week.
Last point: none of us really know what we're doing either. But we love the trash-talking. I bet if I were in NY last season I would have gotten more than talk back and I remind everyone now how much glutimous maximus I womped all over you bastards down here safe and sound in sunny NC. Ken, that McNabb/Lewis/Moss combo has my vote of confidence. Yup yup, I know nothing though you gotta realize. Good luck dude, it should get savage pretty soon.
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Post by Rob G on Sept 11, 2004 15:33:44 GMT -5
KENNN,
No matter what you ever do the guys on your bench will always do better then the guys you start. This is a fact in the fantasy football league that all must face. Bucks right through. Start your season best guys.
And as Buck said, we know nothing.
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Post by Ken on Sept 12, 2004 8:16:37 GMT -5
OK, I am seeing the light. Thank you all for your advice. And since none of us really know anything, which means I know just about as much, then here it goes..... The Berserkers are going to go beserk on all your asses! You big giant pussies can never withstand the might of Donovan McNabb and the quickling swiftness of Santana Moss. You will die horribly as you watch the Berserking Berserkers tear down your pathetic worlds and stomp on the ashes. Jamal Lewis will appear in your bedroom one night and rape you while you sleep and who cares if he goes to jail for Julius Jone will step in and kill your families while you watch tied to the bed post with electrical cord. And while you are tied up, LaVar Arrington and Ted Bruschi will come into your room and use you as a tackling dummy, shattering all your ribs, puncturing your lungs and then watch you as you drown in your own blood!!!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH! How was that for trash talking?
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Post by abisai on Sept 12, 2004 12:11:41 GMT -5
Good to see the training wheels are off Ken. You have hit mid-season form for this league.
I cannot wait to deskirt the Berserkers and sever their manhood from their bodies with a line of sewer rats ushered in from the gutters of New Jersey. Then Peyton Manning will heave passes at their decimated crotches while Simeon Rice, Warren Sapp, and Chris Hovan hold them down. And when the torture becomes unbearable and the Berserkers fall into rows of semi-conscious Barbie-doll styled Ken bodies, my crew will run line drills all over them in full gear, driving cleat after cleat into their bare chests.
Although this year's squad is less Goony, I have high hopes they kick some fat ass along the way and hopefully stumble their way into the playoffs like an offensive lineman trying to return a fumble from his own 1 yard line on a breakaway.
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Post by Ken on Sept 12, 2004 18:28:24 GMT -5
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Post by Rob G on Sept 13, 2004 6:43:55 GMT -5
Non of you can stand against the Sons of Krom and their inevitable domination of all worlds and realms. Your puny teams will suffer an eternity of unended retibution in the burning depths of foul despair.
THE SONS OF KROM ARE COMING
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Post by Ken on Sept 13, 2004 16:21:29 GMT -5
I'm sure all the fags on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy are shaking in their panties.
The Berserking Berserkers RULE!!!
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Post by larry g on Sept 14, 2004 6:54:36 GMT -5
oh i play p. holms next week , i think ring should bench every but holms and he will still probally win. i need a p. holms voodoo doll.
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Post by Ringleader1 on Sept 14, 2004 8:35:36 GMT -5
Don't forget Terell Owens 3 td's it was over before Holmes(3td's) even started. That won't happen again next week my guys play hard defence teams Chiefs vrs Panthers and Titans vrs Colts. Rob what happened with Culpepper 5td's, 39 fantasy points my lord. It looks like Farve did good anyway. Ken, Tom Brady was no joke he won that QB duel. The Jets did well. Amazing what a healthy QB well do for a team. Curtis Marten is going to be a solid back up for me this year.
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