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Post by DKB at GSK on Sept 14, 2004 11:49:05 GMT -5
I would like to personally thank the Packers offensive lineman called for a holding penaty that negated a Favre TD pass and resulted in the next play going to Ahman Green on a running TD instead. ;D
If this was the worst week for Manning (against the Pats D) and Ahman Green (against the accolades of the Carolina front 4 and total D) I am going to be a real Goony good team again. I have high hopes. ;D
The Priest is going down this year, somehow someway someone will harm this man beyond recognition. I can feel this premonition. It is only a matter of when and if Ring's playing me that week or not.
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Post by Ken on Sept 14, 2004 17:16:11 GMT -5
OH MY GOD! That is absolutely hysterical! So the penalty actually won you the game! That is crazy!
Regarding Preist Holmes, perhaps God will take offense that Preist Holms, who is not a truly annointed preist, will be struck down by a rampaging Berserker, a Goon from the Goonsquad, or a sharpened bone from the bonesmugglers, empowered by God to strike down all infidels.
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Post by abisai on Sept 15, 2004 0:19:50 GMT -5
I scored many luck points Monday night.: On the TD pass from Favre to Green he blatantly ignored the wide open TE just standing ten feet away and threw into double coverage just to get it into Green.
In preparation for my match against the Box and Sox this weekend my Goons are going to perform two-a-days this week and spend the weekend recovering and studying film. Translated in Goon-bonics this means pillaging two women per day and sacking out to watch college football over beers and narcotics on Saturday. These slobs are really pathetic trainers, you should see the mess they made last week. Cheetos powder and nacho dip splatter everywhere.
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Post by Ken on Sept 15, 2004 16:06:29 GMT -5
Fortunately for me I don't need trainers. My Berserkers go berserk via a god-inspired trance that lasts for a full sixty minutes fo football. The problem with my team is overtime, after 60 minutes, we just tire out, unless we feed them fresh Raider meat, which is plentiful because as we all know, Raiders players are old and die easily.
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Post by the class of 04 on Sept 16, 2004 13:24:48 GMT -5
to all nonbelievers of the youngbloods there is a reckionong coming. charles rogers was the first to feel the rath of the box and then there was steve smith on monday and soon with the wishes of eveybody in this league, Priest Holmes will also go down. everybody talks about how my team is a pushover well i already won one more game this year than half of last season. talk your trash but in the end we all know the youngbloods are faster stronger and smarter just like me. it has been said that brady was only as good as he was because it was against a real crappy colts defense, well i guess brady will look god like against an even crappier defense of the cardinals. this post is extremly long and most of your players will have probably retired by the time you are done reading this.so welcome to a new world order in which the youngbloods rule and everybody gets laid even the fat guy
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Post by abisai on Sept 16, 2004 18:47:09 GMT -5
There's a reckoning coming Cheese and its name be the GoonSquad.
I only hope the Youngbloods don't run off the field crying in shame after we scrape them from endzone to endzone. Manning took exception to your remark about his team's D and he has already assured me at least 3 TD this weekend. He better get it too or else his brother Eli is gonna kick his ass.
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Post by Rob G on Sept 17, 2004 5:06:04 GMT -5
Yes DKB is undefeatable. Our games out always close but alas he is the yankees and i am the red sox. But what many fail to relise is.
This is the red sox year Mwahhahahahaha
Preist Holmes is a god but strangely i do feel cosmic energies beginning to surround him. He will indeed be enveloped by injuries soon. Poor guy. My condolences to his family.
And as far as Duante Culpepper. I aint never letting him off the chain.
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Post by Ken on Sept 20, 2004 15:49:12 GMT -5
Donovan McNabb needs to accumulate 10 points tonight so I can beat JBOY's Raiders.
I offer up a prayer to the football Gods that McNabb be on his best game tonight and throw at least 3 touchdowns!!!
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by abisai on Sept 20, 2004 17:54:44 GMT -5
Unfortunately my fate rests in Antoine Winfield intercepting a couple of those passes from McNabb. I place odds of this happening at slim to none... if you need me I'll be with shovel in the cemetary digging a grave for some Goons. 0-2 after my luck points got revoked. And losing to league punching bag Cheese... I have no choice but to bow at the temple of Cheese and advoke them as a contender, whoever the hell those guys were that just blindsided me. Chris Brown.......... arrrgh Charlie Brown!
Anyone wanting to make an offer for one of my Goon corpses, now is the time to do it.
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Post by DKB at GSK on Sept 21, 2004 8:41:30 GMT -5
I have officially acquired whatever blight affected Rob last year as this is the second week I lost by less than a point. I officially recant anything I ever said and dub my team a bunch of pretenders. They have many sprints awaiting for them, fat bastards need to get in shape quick. Real quick.
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Post by cheezebox on Sept 21, 2004 8:42:11 GMT -5
we post this not to brag but to clarify that right now we the pushover of a team are sitting at the top of the league along one other team and that is the beserkers of nasi.So we gladly invite you to come into the game thinking we are a joke and a pushover and we surely send you home crying to your momas.
We would also like to thank the bonesmugglers for showing us that cumslingers(though believed to be the truth)not only can be beat but that the can be completly dismembered.So thank you for the boost in confidence and we look forward to crushing the slingers of cum. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by larry g on Sept 21, 2004 10:35:56 GMT -5
thanks cheese, i was aliitle down after last week , but now i smell blood. when all done and the superball is over i will always have the moral victory of smashing priest holms. l.t forever
now im coming for you fredd buttpuppets.
rob , you must play donte culpepper if you ever want to win.
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Post by Papo on Sept 21, 2004 17:25:27 GMT -5
I don't post often (ever). But I thought it only right to thank the Goonsquad for being almost as much garbage as my Cowboys. At least I'm not alone at the bottom "yet".
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Post by abisai on Sept 21, 2004 18:21:03 GMT -5
Yes, it's true, the moment before you flush the toilet if you look down you will see the GoonSquad floating in there waiting to go completely down the drain. But if that's what it takes to get Papo to post, let me pretend it was my plan all along.
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Post by Ken on Sept 21, 2004 18:53:04 GMT -5
Well, I needed 10 points to win and instead Donovan McNabb gave me thirty to completely destroy, annhiliate, deconstruct and shit on JBOY's Raiders. I love that McNabb guy.
Now I am sitting on a 2-0 team. The same 2-0 team that currently has scored the most points in our league. Don't ask me how the hell I did it. I guess all those lists I printed, highlighters I bought, the sweating at the draft table, all came to fruition somehow, some way. My only surprise is The Berserkers are sharing the leage lead with Cheez's Youngbloods. I'll have to remember to study lots of film before we play them.
What happened with Lar's team? DAMN! Them's a lotta points boy! Congrats!
Oh, and congrats to me for scoring so many points and being a draft guru. HEE HEE.
The Berserkers RULE!!! ;D
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