Ken Nasi III ?

[larry g]

i would like to congradulate Ken and Rosa on there new edition to the family. good shit guys

[ring87]

Yes, the world is truly a better place. Welcome to fatherhood Ken. P.s...read e-mail..

[Rob G]

K3: Rise of the Nasi

Congrads,

[Ken]

Thanx guys.

Well, I guess being a father never starts too soon. Already we've had discipline problems with K-III. He's already beat-up some of the other preemie babies, one that was only 1 pound and another that was in his weight class, about 3 pounds. Apparently, this second kid cut in front of him on the Enfamil line. I guess I can understand that, I mean, here he was, waiting patiently for his milk and this kid does a Chinese cut to get in front of him. I always hated those Chinese-cuts.

He's pretty smart too. He grabbed a nurses boob and tried to suck on it. Freakin' genius. Why didn't I ever try that!? Good move.

The worst was the pizza delivery guy. He shows up with a large with pepperoni and sausage for Kenneth III. Where did he learn to use a phone?

OK, all bad jokes, but I appreciate the sentiment from all you guys. Thank you for the support, kindness and understanding you've shown.

Today is going to be hard. Rosa gets out of the hospital today. While she was in there, it was so much easier to spend a lot of time with him. We would go in, sit with him for an hour at a time, talk to him, hold his little feetsies or tiny hands, and then go back to the room. In an eight hour period, we'd visit him like 5 or 6 times. Now that Rosa won't be staying in the hospital, we'll go like once a day. Rosa is already very emotional and upset about it. I'll miss the little Pooka-looka.

I'm trying to set up a schedule of visitations so that he gets some visitors during the day. Only parents and grandparents are allowed to see him, so Rosa and I will go once, then my mother, and then Rosa's parents.

I've already set a little agenda for Kenneth III. I told him every time Uncle Steve comes over, he's got to hit him in the face with a football. Uncle Steve will like that, I think.

Hey Rob and Larry, do you have any idea how many windows, pools, and walls, I broke when I was a kid? I just want to be prepared to pay my penance for when he gets older. If I start saving now, I might be able to actually pay for some of that stuff. I think I only broke your pool once?

[Darth Deucedropper]

Congradulations and I hope all goes well............

[Rob G]

Ken,

I am trying to remember some shit you have broken.

just off the top of my head
numerous fences
numerous windows
multiple pools
dozens of walls
atleast one cieling
some miscellaneous tables chairs and yard furniture

I'm sure my dad has a complete record

[larry g]

1 ATARI 2600 JOYSTICK

5 NINTENDO JOYSTICKS

ANY WALL NEXT TO NINTENDO

MY VULTRON TOY ( THROWN INTO PELUM BAY PARK FOR NO REASON)

MY GREEN DRAGON FIGURINE ( SMASHED BECAUSE I WAS GROUNDED)

MY TONKA DUMPTRUCK

2 HOUR OLD GI JOE FLAMETHROWER GUY( THROWN INTO ABANDONED LOT AFTETR ASKING TO SEE IT, IT WAS NEVER FOUND)

MY DADS MEDIEVIL FLAIL

MY BEAST MAN ACTION FIGURE ONE (TWISTED WAIST UNTIL IT BROKE)

BEAST MAN ACTION FIGURE 2 (THROWN INTO BRUCNA BLVD AFTER BEING CAUGHT STEALING IT.)

MOSS MAN ACTION FIGURE ( THROWN ON TO BRUKNA BLVD AFTER STATING THE MOSSMAN WAS THE GAYEST HE-MAN)

ROBS NEW PANTS (BURNED IN FIRE WHILE TRYING TO DRY THEM, RIGHT AFTER SAYING THAT THEY WOULD NOT CATCH ON FIRE BECAUSE THEY WERE WET.)

MY BICYCLE ( SMASHED AGHAINST PELUM BAY PARK FENCE ,AFTER KEN FELL OFF.)

RED 69 MUSTANG MATCHBOX CAR( SMASHED WITH HAMMER AFTER BEING CAUGHT STEALING IT.)

VARIUS GI JOE MEN( EXPLODED WITH FIREWORKS)

RIPPED OUT GODZILLAS FIRE TONGUE AFTER STATING THAT ITS REMOVABLE, IT WASNT.

SHIPWRECK GI JOE MAN (THROWN INTO BRUCNA BLVD AFTER STATING SHIPWRECK WAS GYEST GI JOE MAN)

HULK ACTION FIGURE( SMASHED AGAINST LIVING ROOM WALL, BECAUSE I WANT5ED TO LEAVE AND WOULD NOT LET HIM BORROW IT.)

[Rob G]

Did dad really have a medeval flail?
I dont remember that. All I remember was the medeval axe. Which me and my friends destroyed, rebuilt, then at confscated by the police while assaulting the fortress of Tuck Tape.

Ken, you broke shipwreck. Thats fucked up. Larrys toys were my rightful inheritance. FUCKER

[Ken]

I feel terrible about everything except Shipwreck. Fuck shipwreck! That floating, ass-banging, fudge-packing, whale-humping, seal-molesting, pussy!

Dave busted the wall in the dining room. For once, it wasn't me!!!!!! ;D

I don't remember any flail. I remember the battle axe.

The Hulk action figure? Well, who the fuck told you that you could leave?!!!!

Sorry....

[Ken]

Unfortunately, it's mostly all true.

[abisai]

FYI: my daughter was born early Wednesday. It was bananas seeing the entire painful process and having my eardrums almost blown out by all the screaming. Anyways, it's been amazing so far.

[larr]

congrates buckley , happys daYS ARE HERE AGAIN

[Ken]

Congratulations my friend. I have already emailed you! Excellent choice of names! Anything inspire you to pick that name? I am so happy for you both!

[ring87]

Buckley congrats, enjoy. I look forward to hearing about your daughter.

Kyler keeps putting change in my various computer slots.

[abisai]

Thanks everyone. It really is an awesome thing.

Ken, Sonya is a name I loved when Lisa first thought of it. I would never have thought of it nor recommended it, because I first thought of Red Sonya. Then I would throw my hands over my head like Arnold on the cover to the DVD and call out "Soon-yAH" like I was chasing through Hibernia.

Ringo, picturing the coins in the computer slots made me laugh out loud for real. Then it made me a little scared of what is to come!

Top Ten List for Why Buckley Had a Baby:
10. We heard Ken was having the next Jets quarterback so our retirement plan was to latch on a wife to some of that action.
9. Dave Buckley is breeding the next generation of DND heads for himself to play with.
8. Can you say tax breaks?
7. It was about time to develop MLB's first woman player.
6. After buying a new house, Buckley brewed up a baby in the shed out back, as is the way all Buckleys are created in our great line of mad scientists.
5. Unsafe sex is good for the environment and gets back at those damn Arabs.
4. Everyone else was doing it!
3. We were not satisfied with our college loans and thought we should do everything possible to increase them exponentially.
2.We was jealous of all those "kids eat free" specials and wanted my money's worth.
1. After three years of marriage Lisa finally asked me what that thingy was between my legs and what it does.