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Mar 15, 2005 19:40:38 GMT -5
Post by abisai on Mar 15, 2005 19:40:38 GMT -5
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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Mar 15, 2005 21:25:07 GMT -5
Post by larry g on Mar 15, 2005 21:25:07 GMT -5
my dick is so big
that it once got overthrown by a military coup. its now known as the democratic peoples republic of my dick.
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Mar 15, 2005 21:26:02 GMT -5
Post by larry g on Mar 15, 2005 21:26:02 GMT -5
my dick is so big
that it doesnt return steven speilburgs phone calls
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Mar 16, 2005 10:20:43 GMT -5
Post by HAHAHAHAHAHAH on Mar 16, 2005 10:20:43 GMT -5
WELL MY DICK IS SO BIG SPELBERG WANTED TO MAKE A MOVIE BUT REALIZED IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A TRILOGY.
AND I JUST COULDNT LIVE WITH MY SELF IF MY DICK OUTSOLD STAR WARS!
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Mar 16, 2005 10:24:38 GMT -5
Post by SICK JOKE on Mar 16, 2005 10:24:38 GMT -5
2 FAGS ARE SITTING ON A BED WATCHING FOOTBALL.
FIRST FAG SAYS LET PLAY A GAME- HE LETS A NASTY FART RIP AND SAYS 7 POINTS FOR ME.
SECOND FAG LETS ONE RIP AND SAYS 7 TO 7 TIE GAME.
FIRST ONE TOPS THAT WITH A FOUL STENCH FART-14 TO 7 IM UP.
SECOND FAG STARTS TO TURN RED- FIRST FAG SAYS WHATS WRONG- AL THE SUDDEN FAG TWO FARTS AND SHITS ALL OVER THE BED AND SAYS HALFTIME CHANGE SIDES!
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Mar 18, 2005 5:01:35 GMT -5
Post by larry g on Mar 18, 2005 5:01:35 GMT -5
my dick is so big
they had to drill a tunnel through it so cars could get by
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Mar 18, 2005 5:02:41 GMT -5
Post by larry g on Mar 18, 2005 5:02:41 GMT -5
my dick is so big
that it has better credit them me.
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Mar 18, 2005 5:05:03 GMT -5
Post by larry g on Mar 18, 2005 5:05:03 GMT -5
my dick is so big
that king kong will climb it in the next remake.
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Mar 18, 2005 6:05:22 GMT -5
Post by Rob G on Mar 18, 2005 6:05:22 GMT -5
Oh, Well
My dick is so big that interstellar vessels need to make course corrections due to my dicks gravitational forces.
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Mar 18, 2005 16:39:02 GMT -5
Post by LORD BOOTH on Mar 18, 2005 16:39:02 GMT -5
YES! MY DICK IS SO BIG THAT CONGRESS DECIDED THAT NEW YORK IS NOW GOING TO GET ONE MORE ELECTORAL VOTE
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Mar 18, 2005 16:44:00 GMT -5
Post by LORD BOOTH on Mar 18, 2005 16:44:00 GMT -5
my dick is so big that presedent bush decided to send the marines to invade my pants looking for weapons of mass destruction.
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Mar 18, 2005 16:47:20 GMT -5
Post by LORD BOOTH on Mar 18, 2005 16:47:20 GMT -5
my dick is so big that it claimed me as a dependant on its taxes this year.
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Mar 18, 2005 23:40:52 GMT -5
Post by larry g on Mar 18, 2005 23:40:52 GMT -5
my dick is so big
that steven hawkins has a theory about it.
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Mar 18, 2005 23:43:02 GMT -5
Post by larry g on Mar 18, 2005 23:43:02 GMT -5
my dick is si big
that mcdonalds vakue meals come in sizes small, medium, large and my dick
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