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Post by abisai on May 10, 2004 17:47:59 GMT -5
I have to qualify this as the worst movie ever seen in a theatre, because you can name many made-for-tv or porn movies or straight to video that are horrendeous.
For me, the worst ever experience at an actual movie theatre was the Jerry Spring movie. Might have even been called Springer. I walked out, leaving friends in the theatre that had traveled to visit from Michgan and chose to talk on a payphone at the mall instead. I can't tell you a thing about the movie other than it sucked and was literally very very very retarded. I bet Tom Green and Corky teamed up & wrote the "plot".
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Post by Ken on May 10, 2004 19:31:46 GMT -5
Worst ever movie experienced in the movies? The Big Lebowski. I and three others actually walked out in the middle of this retarded crapfest and breathed the fresh air like newly freed convicts. I still have no idea what the crap-arse thing was about and the acting deserved a hanging on the gallows.
Stay away from this thing.
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Post by Rob G on May 11, 2004 8:25:48 GMT -5
Hey, I like the big leboski. It grows on you MAN.
Worst theatre movie. That i can think of is....
Halloween Resurrection.
The most recent one. When Busta rhymes starting doing kung fu on Mike Myers that was it for me.
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Post by abisai on May 21, 2004 18:29:01 GMT -5
OK, now all gloves are off... worst movie of any kind.
Categories:
1. legit movie rental, something that was once actually in a theatre
1a. a "real" movie, something approaching a film you would ask someone else here to view with you
2. TV movie or direct to video releases
3. anything ever
Mine:
1. Runaway Bride. heave all these kinds of films here, but I actually remember this tortuous film.
1a. An acutal "real" movie I thought sucked much ass was The Patriot.
2. I'm going to say Jackass, because I don't view what these guys do as "movies". I could not watch their sweaty naked bodies after the opening scenes.
3. my wedding video. Filmed a teenage cousin of Lisa's; shakey, uneditted, misses anything of importance and focuses on the ahem young ladies (no not related, we live in the south, but we aint from here), and just under half an hour.
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Post by larry g on May 23, 2004 4:15:57 GMT -5
i would have to go with league of extrordinary gentlemen
or perhaps return of the living dead 2
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on May 24, 2004 6:55:31 GMT -5
Open range really blew and the live action fantastic four was bad and that is not to forget the star wars christmas special
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Post by abisai on May 24, 2004 17:17:21 GMT -5
Whats the Star Wars Christmas special?  ? |
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Post by Rob G on May 27, 2004 22:28:55 GMT -5
It was called "The Star Wars Holiday Special"
Starring Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carry Fisher with special appearances by Art Carney, Darth Vader, and Jefferson Starship.
This is the absolute truth.
The story revolves arround Han Solo trying to get Chewbacca home to his family for LIFE DAY. It aired as a christmas special on NBC in 1979. AWESOME>
That may infact be the biggest peiece of garbage ever.
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on May 28, 2004 7:13:08 GMT -5
It was so bad that they tried to hide it and act like it never happened it was funny as hell.
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Post by abisai on Jun 17, 2004 19:39:33 GMT -5
Courtesy of IMDB.com : Trivia for Star Wars Holiday Special, The (1978) (TV) George Lucas famously attempted (and failed) to buy up all master copies of this special to ensure it was never broadcast again. This special has never been released on video, however bootleg home-recorded videos have been circulating for years and are now all over the internet. George Lucas once remarked at an Australian convention that "If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every bootlegged copy of that program and smash it". |
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Post by Rob G on Jun 17, 2004 23:13:24 GMT -5
I own a preatty good copy. Come and get it George.
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