CRAZY THINGS

[DKB says fuck everybody]

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0715041wtc1.html

Actual crazy news:
The monument to 9/11 listed it as happening the wrong year. This mistake went unnoticed by the people who wrote the words, those who proof read the words, and those that create the plaque bearing the words.. and for two years is stood without anyone reporting or noticing.

[abisai]

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushbill1.html

"SEPTEMBER 12--North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill--a copy of which you'll find below--was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store."

[abisai]

In 1992 Bobby Fisher played in an organized chess event in Yugoslavia at a time when the USA had formal economic sanctions against the nation. He has apparently evaded prosecution for this tremendeous offence until very recently. Here in 2004 he is being detained in Japan for international crimes and has formally revoked his citizenship for our beloved country and is at present a UN classified stateless person.

HOW MUCH MORE RETARDED CAN THE SYSTEM BE?

[Rob G]

You know i heard this information some time ago and my brain rejected it entirely.

What in gods name is this non sense. Its not like the guy is a trader or statesperson. He played in a frigin Chess touranment. Hes a chess player thats what hes supposed to be doing. If they still have him detained it has been for a while.

This is totally INSANE
FREE BOBBY FISHER

[larry g]

this is not a joke thier is a great white shark swimmingaround cape cod. just when you ythought it was safe to go back in the water.

[Rob G]

Forbes just did the 400 richest people in america.

Gates is still strong number one with the owner of Geico insurance now taking the number 2 spot. The cofounder of Microsoft is number 3. But suprising to me was George Lucas at number 54 with 3 billion net worth. Twice as much as Donald trump. The only other movie guy i saw was Speilberg at 74. Oprah weighed in at like 250 with a little over a billion. My summary is that Geroge Lucas is GOD and has no need to make any more star wars movies.

[abisai]

True story: the Vikings have home games scheduled during World Series dates. Basically the people operating the stadium make no plans on the team making the World Series, even though they have won the division this year and last year and the year before and are a great team. Talk about giving up before you've even started. I have no doubt the Twins are aware of this and pose no opposition to it. It's not even negotiable:
"World Series reservations? Nah, don't worry about it, we'll lose again this year to the Yankees no problem. Thanks for the offer though, we're happy with not setting that goal."

[Rob G]

Minnesota sucks.

Other crazy stuff.

Today Jay announced he would resign as The Tonight show host in 2009 and he even named a successor.

And the next host of the tonight show will be.....

CONAN O'BRIEN

Yes, that loser on latenight we have all fallen asleep to a millions times. Now i liked conan but he is a loser, he has no interveiwing skills and basically just screws arround for an hour each night. But all in all this makes me very happy. Sometimes losers win.

GO CONAN

[Ringleader1]

I love Conan he is so freaking funny. "Triumph, the Insult Comic dog". This guy use to write for SNL and the Simpsons. He is so funny they show reruns on comedy central. I glad I'll be able to see his show befor 1 am.

[Ken]

I like Conan O'Brien.......TO POOP ON!

[Rob G]

At some Zoo somewhere they keep the tigers in with the crocs. So one day the tigress kills a deer for the cubs to eat. Then a 12 ft croc comes and takes it. The next day the 8 foot tigress attacks teh 12 ft croc. They have phots. They battled for an hour and a half before the tigress ripped out the crocs throught.

COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Ken]

I want to see those photos. Where can I see em?

[Rob G]

I was watching Law and Order the other day and I saw Hasan Grey (Mensa's brother) from beacon. He walked right in front of camera. AWESOME>

[cheezebox]

last night larry and i argued that mount st helens erupted again...i said yes it did and larry said no it didn't.well we both were right ...it did erupt with steam and ash but with lava or magma which ever it is that has yet to come but the sceintists say soon and it could be bad.

here is a little fact about mount st helens....before the eruption in 1980 the mountain stood at 9,677 feet and after the eruption it was cut down to 8,364 feet and the eruption lasted nine plus hours and blanketed a majority of the pacific northwest with ash.there are some cool pictures at a mt st helens web site i found on google.it looks like the scene from dantes peak.

[Rob g]

Actually you dumb basterd.

You said it erupted and larry said it just let out ash.
Larry was totally right
and you are a stupid basterd.

Meanwhile i believe the two of you speak much from the ass. Larry speaks when he has no idea often and you just make up insane and erroneous shit.

FUCK ALL BILLS FANS