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Post by The Rufenburgs on Feb 4, 2005 16:01:31 GMT -5
We're old friends of Rob's, going back to high school study hall. We're brothers of various ages and all of us lack couth of any measure.
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Post by The Story Teller on Feb 4, 2005 18:50:55 GMT -5
THE RUFENBERGS
Our story begins in beacon high school study hall. The year 1996. Rob Gault and Dave Buckley converse in the corner of the room. The two friends are discuussing the game Dungeons and Dragons. Both are aware that such activities are shameless and embarrassing so they keep their voices low. Their secret safe. The discussion turns to red dragons and the activities thereof. Then from the back of the room comes a voice. A loud, very loud voice. A voice that would echo through the halls of beacon high school and the classes throughout. The voice of one PAUL RUFENBERG.
Paul Rufenberg. A well known geek and dirtbag. An anti-socialite and harborer of foul odors.
Paul was merely sitting in study hall alone. Always alone. He was probably pondering some mathmatically equation and fantasising about running with David Hasslehoff along the beach. When from accross the room he heard a discussion by two EXTREMELY COOL DUDES. The Legendary Rob Gault and the immortal Dave Buckley. These men held stature only dreamed about by the lowly and pathetic Rufenberg. Both these men were well known chess masters with devilishly handsome looks and outstanding charm. A status thought untouchable by Rufenberg. He began to listen in on this conversation. He heard mention of ORCUS and THACO and RED DRAGONS. Terms used in an extremely geeky game Paul loved. Could it be possible Paul thought. Could my passion for the Dragons, and Goblins, and Trolls be shared by the social elite. Maybe theres nothing wrong with me. Maybe i'm not dirty, not gay, not smelly and horrondously disgusting. Maybe my personality and the nasal sound of my voice is not repelling to all life on the planet. These men are my Kin, Paul thought to himself. I must joint them now and declare my allegiance. The exitment and exileration of the moment overtook Paul. With unmatched passion he rose to his feet. No longer the meak and pathetic lowlife he cried out to his kidred breathren....
"I LOVE RED DRAGONS"
The voice echoed accross time and space. Rob and Dave were shocked and alarmed. They turned their heads slowly to see Paul Rufenberg confidently striding foward. The realization of what was occuring watched over them. The pair turned to the rest of the class to see beautiful women opening their eyes as they too knew what this meant. Rob Gault and Dave Buckley, 2 run of the middle dues in the social food chain had just been exposed. They would never ever be laid again. Paul was growing nearer now. His grit and determination evident. Rob began to panic and turned to his friend Dave Buckley for aid. Bucks eyes went wide in panic unti,l he realised his out. Buck raised a book up in front of his face leaving his former friend Rob Gault to clutches of the RUFENBERG.
Rob and Rufenberg became great friends that day. Forging a relation which would endure till atleast 5th period.
Will these clandestined souls ever again be reunited....
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Feb 7, 2005 9:40:36 GMT -5
Hey get thisb crap off of Fred's impultar thread
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Post by abisai on Feb 7, 2005 12:40:44 GMT -5
Sorry Fred, that was the funniest shit I had read in a long, long time on the Internet. The legend of the Rufenburgs.
Good luck with your new campaign. ;D
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Feb 9, 2005 10:54:15 GMT -5
Dave, I did not reply to your last e-mail because my cpu is a piece of trash and I did not want to infect you. We are looking at tuesday as our next session it will be late but if you want to join we will be more than happy
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Post by Rob G on Feb 10, 2005 15:10:57 GMT -5
I saw a commercial for Yahoo messenger yesterday, the promotion was
"Yahoo Messenger, Bringing Dave Buckley into homes everywhere"
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Post by larry g on Feb 10, 2005 16:18:29 GMT -5
yeah rob but it also said bring naked dave buckley into your home. im not to sure about that
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Post by abisai on Feb 14, 2005 2:01:07 GMT -5
Hey man, don't knock it until you've tried it.
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Feb 14, 2005 12:51:17 GMT -5
It will be monday , today and not tuesday
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Post by abisai on Feb 17, 2005 10:04:16 GMT -5
Monday was V-Day. But I have been virtual and actually played this game, so it can work.
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Feb 17, 2005 10:58:03 GMT -5
The problem at Lar's will be the phone he does not have a speaker phone
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Post by abisai on Feb 17, 2005 12:11:24 GMT -5
Yes, that is a major problem. I can be broadcast via Yahoo Messenger audio at a few second lag. It is a real annoying lag. What is worse is the audio coming my way from those crappy computer microphones. Even when I tried talking just to Larry one on one with him speaking directly into the microphone the audio line cut out. If we were serious about this, we would get a used conference phone, like this one on e-bay: cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=61835&item=5752430305&rd=1Conference phones are like speakerphones, but I think tailored more for the audio input/output of a larger area and clearer quality. New ones are mad expensive, but it looked like e-bay had a bunch in the $10-$15 range.
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Post by abisai on Feb 18, 2005 17:18:38 GMT -5
Hey Fred I started a new thread for your campaign since obviously mostly all of this thread is not every related to your campaign yet. ;D
Those free nights sure make the hours off cell phone usage for free. Several hundred minutes burned off scott-free. Fuck them, give me my free calls all night long.
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Post by Darth Deucedropper on Feb 20, 2005 7:40:51 GMT -5
I feel we should take full advantage of free stuff from the cell phone companies btw Lar does not have a land line at his house
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Post by abisai on Feb 21, 2005 16:05:48 GMT -5
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