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Post by Rob G on Mar 16, 2004 21:53:06 GMT -5
That was reallly funny. I vividly could see all of that. Jimmy carter is basterd.
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Post by JBOY on Mar 28, 2004 18:39:19 GMT -5
BATMAN FOR PRESIDENT. THATS RIGHT I WAS WATCHING AN OLD EPISODE OF BATMAN LAST NIGHT AND HE WAS RUNNING AGAINST THE PENGUIN BUT REFUSED TO GET INTO A NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN AND MUD SLINGING(JUST WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR).
THEN THEY HAD A DEBATE IN WHICH BATMAN SAID HE COULDNT LIE TO THE PEOPLE AND WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE PRESENT ISSUES.
BEING THAT NO ONE RUNNING FOR ANY POLITICAL POSITION CAN TELL THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME OR DISCUSS ISSUES THAT EFFECT REAL PEOPLE I FIND BATMAN STATEMENTS TO BE TOTAL LIES.
SO I GUESS THAT SWINGS MY VOTE BACK TO JBOY.
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Post by Rob G on Mar 29, 2004 1:01:50 GMT -5
WOW,
Batman really is a man for all seasons. He can do anything. I second the nomination of Batman.
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Post by Ring87 on Mar 29, 2004 9:51:19 GMT -5
No freaking D.C. comic book characters will be my president though he would be better than Archie or Jugghead. I say Wolverine, he is Canadian and could improve healthcare. He regenerates so we could save money on bodygaurds. And he most certainly won't take anysh*t. Battman is smarter but so what with Professer X and the X-men as advisers we would be set. And down with the justice league and thier clown heros. I say thier resolutions mean squat. I can't vote for Kerry after learning he voted against every weapon system ever put before him. Including the M1 and Patriot. This guy took the hippy Vet thing a bit far. I don't like Bush but Powel and Rumsford are cool so Kerry can go back to snowballing (ah boarding) with his sugarmama while I kill sh*t in my steel panthers computer game using all the weapon systems that that he voted against. Its all right to be in touch with your fem-side to get ass but don't interfere with my god given right to kill sh*t especially sand jiggers. You know we have to keep down the population of convient stove and gas station attendents.
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Post by larry g on Mar 29, 2004 11:46:49 GMT -5
i love republicans , dont vote for a dedicated war hero because he voted against the weapon systems you like in a video game. thats a classic republican additute.
republicans are so fucking stupid and small minded it makes me crazy.
yeah i have no medical coverage , cant find a job, my brother died so rumsfelds oil company can get rich, my 13 year old daughter is pregnant but cant get an abortion. my crazy excon nienbor is sitting in his front yard drunk with his legally bought rocket louncher. my cousin is doing 30 years in prison for smoking a joint. cops can search my moms minivan without do process because she might be a terrorist. i live with fourteen people in a one bedroom apartment because thiers no minium wage.
but atleast my president rides horses and doesn't get blowjobs in the oval office.
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Post by LARRY G on Mar 29, 2004 12:31:50 GMT -5
SYLLABICATION: con·ser·va·tive PRONUNCIATION: AUDIO: kn-sûrv-tv KEY ADJECTIVE: 1. Favoring traditional views and values; tending to oppose change. 2. Traditional or restrained in style: a conservative dark suit. SYLLABICATION: lib·er·al PRONUNCIATION: AUDIO: lbr-l, lbrl KEY ADJECTIVE: 1a. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; FREE FROM BIGOTRY. b. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded. IF THE PROBLEMS WE HAVE CANNOT BE SOLVED AT THE SAME LEVEL OF THINKING THAT CAUSED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHICH DO YOU THINK IS THE BETTER WAY OF HANDLING THE PROBLEMS OF THIS NEW MILLENIA? ??
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Post by abisai on Mar 29, 2004 19:14:29 GMT -5
Ring, you sound like the reason I favor stronger gun control laws. Larry, you sound like the reason I distance myself from the Democratic party and refuse to talk politics with all the college kids who think they are smart because they can think for themselves. I hereby nominate King George Steinbrenner for president. He turned the Yanks from doo-doo to gold from 1973 to present. Plus I would love him cleaving the bureaucracies with massive layoffs and removing entire cabinets from their petty existance. I hate the guy with a passion, but he does good business. Ruthless bastard mothrfuker with an eye for what it takes. He'd resolve crap with an Iron Hand and not even bother to hold your hand while doling out punishment for the wicked and major business incentives for the wealthy conglomerates. A wackjob with a functioning mind for president. That gets my vote every time. In other news, Rudy made an appearance on the Charlie Rose program. Again not selling anything other than "Rudy is good". He is obviously running for something down the line, I bet a big nomination from GW. Hmmm, goodbye Colin Powell, hello Rudy? I wish it were Rumsfield to go, but could be Connie Rice? OOOh, the intrigue builds......
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Post by larry g on Mar 29, 2004 22:26:12 GMT -5
buck your the reason they made fences so people can site on them not choose a side and feel superior for thier machority. this is the new democratic party , stronger faster and united. your either with us or we blow your planet up. democratic hardcore bitch ps brian sorry about the previos post i was up for like 30 hours strait and not in the best of moods. you know i love you man. i even marry you but that would be against the nazi like republican agenda.
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Post by Rob G on Mar 29, 2004 23:34:52 GMT -5
Buck is right,
I see Guiliani everywhere. And they ask him what is he running for and he says no to everything. He is a huge bullshitter. Why is he on evry channel if he is running for nothing. Me thinks the rublicans wanna get him out there and then test his approval rating. Then announce him as VP. Has anyone noticed that Cheney has been put to the front lately to be seen. More then evr before. Their gonna test his approval ratring too. I am convinced Guiliani will be VP. Countered only by Hilary Clinton on the other side. Suddenly politics has turned into Football with crazy free agents on the market.
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Post by abisai on Mar 30, 2004 0:10:51 GMT -5
buck your the reason they made fences so people can site on them not choose a side and feel superior for thier machority. this is the new democratic party , stronger faster and united. your either with us or we blow your planet up. democratic hardcore pregnant dog Yup, I'm the squatter shitting all over you pathetic "polical parties" BAH! There will be a reckoning and a new party will emerge! Demorepublistandfornothin. Everyone will cheer and they will win every election and nothing will change. But they will talk one HELL of a game. So good they'd talk you into marrying them Larry, yes, THAT GOOD. Then they will turn on the "old" parties and we wil all mock them for being too radical and be safe and happy with our Demorepublistandfornuthin safe votes. Voter turnout will reach all-time highs as everyone knows you only vote if you vote for the winner and if there is only one party in charge, you are voting for a winner! This post has been brought to you by the American Beef Council. For more information, see us at www.lightenup.com
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Post by The Nasinator on Mar 30, 2004 18:13:23 GMT -5
Lar, I love ya, but I have to take you to task. Let’s see, vote for a war hero huh? Who John Kerry? OK, let’s vote for the guy who voted to raise taxes over 300 times! That’s right, 300 times!! So by the time you get a job you can work yourself to death just to pay all those taxes from your so-called war hero. Speaking of war heroes, John Kerry constantly denigrates Bush for using 9/11 footage in his campaign ads. Kerry is constantly accusing Bush of “exploiting” 9/11. Gee, Kerry threw his medals from Vietnam onto the White House lawn, very patriotic. And Kerry using his experiences in Vietnam isn’t exploitation? As far as I know, more people were killed in Vietnam then 9/11, but Kerry doesn’t exploit terrible things like war does he? Noooooo. Rumsfeld’s oil company? Don’t you mean Chaney? If your 13-year-old daughter is pregnant, then maybe you can blame your liberal media for giving her the idea that it’s OK to flash her breasts in public or for liberal companies like Viacom for letting MTV and Howard Stern run rampant over the airways unchecked. But I guess you’ll just yell FREE SPEECH as loud as you can, never mention the fact that it’s just helping put another nail in our society’s coffin. Or that our society doesn’t know how to use our freedoms RESPONSIBLY!!!! Or maybe as a parent, you should do a better job watching your children, instead of allowing her to use her own judgment at an age that she is not capable of doing so. OH, sorry, that’s the liberal way of bringing up children. Your neighbor is sitting in his front yard drunk because he’s on Welfare and NY doesn’t require him to get off welfare. Kerry’s tax increases will give this fat slob a raise, medical benefits, and filet mignon every Tuesday. But liberals believe everyone should have a piece of the pie even if they didn’t earn it. Hopefully he blows his own head off with that rocket launcher, but he may feel that he really needed it since Clinton didn’t do a thing to stop Al Queda during 8 years of getting blown in office. Who cares if your pothead cousin is in prison. He can hang out with Dante Bang. ;D And if your mom was a terrorist and the cops didn’t have the right to search her car I’m sure you liberal democrats would be calling for a special commission to find out why the Republicans in office didn’t do MORE to prevent this terrible tragedy when in reality it’s because democrats are just soooo happy that THEIR president listens to Fleetwood Mac, smokes pot and gets blown by the ugliest chick he can find, even though he is the most powerful man in the world and can surely get a hot chick to stick a cigar up her coolie. This is liberalism at its peak, freedom to do things without responsibility and accountability, pie in the sky ideas that defy common sense and the audacity to blame Republicans when the rest of the world and our society goes to holy hell in a hand-basket because of their blatant irresponsibility, and the tendency to stick their stupid heads in the sand when common sense minded people ask what the hell happened here? By the way, if you don’t like the minimum wage, get an education and get a real job. Stop playing D&D all night long and go to bed early so you can get up early and work for the man. Nuff said. Nope. One more thing, Buck, I agree with Lar. Choose a side, get off the fence, stop playing devil’s advocate or you may find that fence post riding up your arse! Still love ya Lar, you too Buck. Now, Nuff Said.
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Post by Rob G on Mar 30, 2004 19:13:41 GMT -5
Or maybe as a parent, you should do a better job watching your children, instead of allowing her to use her own judgment at an age that she is not capable of doing so. OH, sorry, that’s the liberal way of bringing up children. I dont like this comment. Parents are screwed on both sides. As far as exploitation. I find that Kerry is within the normal measures of political exploitation while Bush goes a little too far.
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Post by abisai on Mar 30, 2004 19:47:11 GMT -5
Nope. One more thing, Buck, I agree with Lar. Choose a side, get off the fence, stop playing devil’s advocate or you may find that fence post riding up your arse! OK, let's play. Like a most people, I support a reasonable amount of government programs like police and firemen and armies. Like most people I prefer laissez-faire economics that keeps Unlce Sam's fingers off my paycheck and let's business follow the free market. Like most people I support globalization to the point that there are equal standards everywhere and am disgusted that there are not and all our jobs go away year after year and rich people smile and say it is OK. Like most people I think George Bush is a generally good guy who is doing what he earnestly thinks is best (fuck the liberals, Americans believe at least that much about the guy). Like most people I detest high ranking members of his cabinet (no, not the niggers) and feel the entire lot should be removed from power. Like most people I am intrigued at the prospects of Kerry actually making sweeping changes and just don't believe he has the guts to actually pull it off. Like most people I think my vote is better cast elsewhere although mine will get thrown at an undeserving third party instead of the television clicker. I am America. OK, the libertarian in me has got to say this much: I am not paying for the filet mignon for the impoverished, let them work, that's plain economic sensability. But let him fuck his friend in the ass until the cows come home and tax the pot he smokes by the pound, it doesn't hurt me unless the drug network peddling it gets mixed up in my normal living. I don't need a gun to stop the criminals, I need them to not be poor. Kick out the immigrants and make employers pay livings wages. And most importantly, reduce the military spending and increase it to education tenfold. Nothing else yield a greater return and I am tired of us blowing shanties to smithereens just because we can. I despise whiney democratic politicians talking about Bush's character -accusing of lying about WMD - when they backed Clinton who is under oath as a liar. A campaign of anti[fill in the blank] is not getting my vote, be it anti-Bush or anti-gay marriage. I think it contradictory that the Republican value of smaller government has turned into massive militaries and considering laws limiting peoples right to burn flags, not say prayers in schools, and fuck their brother in the ass until it bleeds. All a waste of time that affects me not. Local politics are where the largest changes in your life take place and the Green party rules there because everyone wants a clean back yard except for the cess pool of New Jersey. Maybe if it has been Dean or someone better than lame-o Kerry I could think about that ticket. Maybe if Bush was a little more open and less autrocratic with his crew I could think about swinging that way. I think the Democrats have a better feel for what citizens want, but Republicans deliver security. All a matter of perception. Speaking of which, I percieve this post a general waste of time. I am going to pretend to be ultra-liberal super flaming radical hippy from now on just to make these conversations more interesting. Yes, ignore whatever honest things I said, on with the show........
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Post by abisai on Mar 30, 2004 19:59:53 GMT -5
I love John Kerry and think he is the best. He actually has a plan to bring businesses back to the US, whereas the Republicans who are in the pockets of said businesses actually beckon to them instead of the American economy. They are literally considering allowing a foreign business make the new presidential helicopters. I remember after 9/11 Bush flew in with seven of them at once in case attacks then. Why the hell do they need new ones if they have seven already? Bush really needs to do a better job at admitting some shortcomings overseas. Iraq was a mistake. Fine, we believe you meant well, but own up to the facts and move ahead instead of perpetuating the fallacy. Hussein was never a threat, with or without bombs. Pakistan and India with bombs are major threats to world peace. Israel is a travesty of humanity that no decent leader should condone while performing missions in Haiti with our troops and other posts of little nuclear threat. I cannot blame Bush for the economy, but it wears thinner and thinner every time he claims his tax cuts saved us from Armageddon. And the BOLD FACED LIES about global warming are sickening, deadly, and going to continue to ravage the earth for four more years unless all the scrappy hands of freedom come together and pull levels to place my personal hero and demigod JOHN KERRY in office. Sure he is a hypocritical hippy with zero personality. But at least he would do better than incompetence. For shame Ralph Nader you are stealing votes away from our savior, John Kerry will part seas across the globe and allow urchins everywhere to seize their rightful place of human dignity beside the filthy dogs that prevent unions and steal American dollars by producing the same goods at a quarter the cost by exploiting workers. This will rectify the harms of NAFTA and increase employment, decrease crime, and make everyone proud to be American.
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Post by abisai on Mar 30, 2004 20:09:33 GMT -5
Rudy threw out the first pitch at the Yankees season opener in Japan. You know, next to the Japanese Emporer, where the President would usually be. Rudy is on the ticket for something, got to be secretary of state or VP or yes I am saying it, President. All I'm saying is if Bush gets knocked off, we all know now who did it. Mr Rudy-Do-Right the least suspected and most likeable criminal to hit the streets since Keiser Soze.
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